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teabag matchbook viability liability fraudulent conversion age of consent celestial spheres of influence economic downturn breakwater breakneck speed express train minutiae referential reverential providential daycare caregiver silk cravat white tie swallowtail whiteout blackout archive achievement connector surge protector Oscar Hotel Lima Peru factotum headstrong Gondwana continental drift Benguela current clone drone nomadic tribes travel document charge card charge field Occam's razor bedroom community bedroom privacy download upload forum bulletin board RSS feed instant messaging instant noodles bar sinister heraldic device lion rampant leopard passant double eagle field of gold cultural icons Byzantium Hagia Sophia Istanbul seraglio abduction Mozart Requiem charge coupled device conundrum panjandrum paranormal paradigm Mercator's projection Galileo Papacy imprimatur stamp of approval philately Johnny-come-lately (as in Hugo Chavez) et cetera.
It's the small things, I always say, that eat up so much of our time. The little chores and distractions which, when added together, will consume the better part of an hour, an afternoon, or a day.
Take for instance, what happened yesterday. I was out on the deck. Over the deck is the trellis, or arbor, which had been erected some years ago to provide shade on hot afternoons such as this one, of which we do not have many, at least not in this part of northern California, blessed as it is by cooling breezes that come over the coastal range from the Pacific Ocean. But I digress.
Two wisteria bushes have grown up along this trellis and the supporting posts, and their tough tendrils and vines have taken over most of the structure. Though the pretty blue flowers are pleasant to look at when they come out in the spring, they soon give way to a proliferation of rather unpleasant looking pods that hang like pendants from the vines. The pods look like large green pea pods, and often are heavy enough that when they fall, as they do from time to time on an unsuspecting neck or shoulder, the impact can be alarming.
Despite the heat of the day, I decided to remove as many of the pods as my enervated state could withstand, by plucking them down one or two at a time. I had gone through forty or fifty pluckings when I felt a sharp sting in the palm of my hand.
On close examination I found that a tiny splinter, no larger than a fourth of the size of this hyphen - had penetrated the tough (or what I had hitherto regarded as tough) skin of my palm, right there in the Plain of Mars, midway between the Heart Line and the Fate Line.
The splinter evidently came from the protective covering of the wisteria pod, and my mistake was to have grasped the pods without wearing gloves. Miraculously, for all my efforts at denuding the wisteria of its pods, I was pierced only once. In spite of its tiny size, and perhaps because it entered my flesh in a sensitive spot, this tiny splinter is very painful.
I went indoors, found one of my wife's tweezers, and tried to pluck out the offending splinter. It was not an easy job, because I am right-handed, and that was the hand in which the invader was embedded. In the course of several attempts at withdrawing the splinter, I succeeded in breaking it into two parts, and ravaging the skin around the point of entry, to the degree that blood was drawn, and what should have been a minor operation turned out to be more than that. In the end, only about half of the splinter was extracted. Afterwards I applied salve and found a large flesh-colored and rubbery-textured Band-Aid to cover the hideous gash.
The other splinter half is lodged in the palm, where it is likely to remain after the skin heals over it.
The whole point of this story is that an afternoon was wasted by good intentions, acting on an impulse, being sidetracked by an accident, and botching a repair job.A beautiful young widow. A scraping chair leg. A crafty relative. A cup of tea. A cigarette. A tearful scene. A rainy afternoon. A conspiracy. A sinister look. A satin cap. A stained bed sheet. A sly smile. A jade pendant. An alabaster elephant. A bamboo grove. A river scene. A pigtail. A sandalwood fan. A signed document. An opium pipe. A dark cloud. A bird's shrill call. A woman's guile. A paper kite. A careless remark. A flash of anger. A man's beard. A tearful outburst. A sense of failure. A public outcry. A baby's sniffles. A hot stove. A blue canopy. A cup of wine. A memorial plaque. A barefoot boy. A farmhouse. A favorite toy. A carved stone tablet. A secret meeting. A faithless servant. A shrewd lawyer. A sudden urge. A four-poster bed. A harsh reprimand. A furtive visitor. A black coach. A long journey. A distant city. A gathering storm.A foolhardy challenge. A younger brother. A flushed cheek. A stolen kiss. A hushed conversation. A hidden weapon. A light in a window. A cresting wave. A brass gong. An anguished scream. A drawn curtain. A thread of smoke. A dragonfly. A long wait. A second letter. A mosquito net. A stiff wind. A gray dawn.